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YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...
*your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection!
*You and your teeth don't sleep together.
*You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.
*It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
*Happy hour is a nap.
*It takes twice as long to look half as good.
*Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer

YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...(2)
*You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
*You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.
*Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
*People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
*Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...(3)
*Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
*You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps
you cross your legs.
*Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
*Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
*It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...(4)
*You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.
*Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
*You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
*The clothes you've put away until they come back in style...
come back in style.
*Your back goes out more than you do.

YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...(5)
*Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't breaking any laws.
*You sing along with the elevator music.
*You wear black socks with sandals.
*The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
*You have a dream about prunes

YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...(7)
*You look forward to a dull evening.
*Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
*You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
*You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
*"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.

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Henrik & Melissa
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