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"HOW TO TALK ABOUT CATS & STILL BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT"

I'm not aloof.
I am Hominoidally Unimpressed

I don't shed.
I develop Follicle Abdication

I don't scratch.
I cause temporary hemoglobin displacement.

I don't purr.
I am aurally appreciative.

I am not indifferent.
I am Dispassionately Neutral.

I'm not small.
I am Corpus Compactus.

I am not fat.
I have a Distended Cat Food Storage Facility.

I am not asleep.
I am temporarily inert.

I don't chase mice.
I am Rodent Defiant.

I am not fussy.
I become a Fastidious Feline

I am not hungry.
I suffer from Craving Derangement Disorder

I'm not fixed.
I am Romantically Inaccessible.

And finally, the Big Owner isn't dumb.
He is a Speed Bump on the Information Superhighway



Marianne

Hellemose Somali
skatkat@telefona.dk

Some people have lives, -others have cats

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"Marianne Hellemose" <skatkat@telefona.dk> wrote in message
news:3c1d03b4$0$10684$4d4eb98e@read.news.dk.uu.net...
>
>
> "HOW TO TALK ABOUT CATS & STILL BE POLITICALLY
> CORRECT"
>
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LMAO!!!!!

vh
Lisbeth

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"Marianne Hellemose" <skatkat@telefona.dk> writes:

> "HOW TO TALK ABOUT CATS & STILL BE POLITICALLY
> CORRECT"
>
> I'm not aloof.
> I am Hominoidally Unimpressed
>
> I don't shed.
> I develop Follicle Abdication
>
> I don't scratch.
> I cause temporary hemoglobin displacement.
>
> I don't purr.
> I am aurally appreciative.
>
> I am not indifferent.
> I am Dispassionately Neutral.
>
> I'm not small.
> I am Corpus Compactus.
>
> I am not fat.
> I have a Distended Cat Food Storage Facility.
>
> I am not asleep.
> I am temporarily inert.
>
> I don't chase mice.
> I am Rodent Defiant.
>
> I am not fussy.
> I become a Fastidious Feline
>
> I am not hungry.
> I suffer from Craving Derangement Disorder
>
> I'm not fixed.
> I am Romantically Inaccessible.
>
> And finally, the Big Owner isn't dumb.
> He is a Speed Bump on the Information Superhighway
>
>
>
> Marianne
>
> Hellemose Somali
> skatkat@telefona.dk
>
> Some people have lives, -others have cats
>
>

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